44 lines
2.0 KiB
PHP
Executable File
44 lines
2.0 KiB
PHP
Executable File
<?php
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function lovers_chat_seth(){
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global $session;
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if (httpget("act")==""){
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output("You make your way over to where %s`0 is sitting, ale in hand.", getsetting("bard", "`^Seth"));
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output("Sitting down, and waiting for %s`0 to finish a song, you light your pipe.", getsetting("bard", "`^Seth"));
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addnav("Ask about your manliness","runmodule.php?module=lovers&op=chat&act=armor");
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addnav("Discuss Sports","runmodule.php?module=lovers&op=chat&act=sports");
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}elseif(httpget("act")=="sports"){
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output("You and %s`0 spend some time talking about the recent dwarf tossing competition.", getsetting("bard", "`^Seth"));
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output("Not wanting to linger around another man for too long, so no one \"wonders\", you decide you should find something else to do.");
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}else{
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$charm = $session['user']['charm']+e_rand(-1,1);
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output("%s`0 looks you up and down very seriously.", getsetting("bard", "`^Seth"));
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output("Only a friend can be truly honest, and that is why you asked him.");
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switch($charm){
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case -3: case -2: case -1: case 0:
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$msg = translate_inline("You make me glad I'm not gay!");
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break;
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case 1: case 2: case 3:
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$msg = translate_inline("I've seen some handsome men in my day, but I'm afraid you aren't one of them.");
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break;
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case 4: case 5: case 6:
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$msg = translate_inline("I've seen worse my friend, but only trailing a horse.");
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break;
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case 7: case 8: case 9:
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$msg = translate_inline("You're of fairly average appearance my friend.");
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break;
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case 10: case 11: case 12:
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$msg = translate_inline("You certainly are something to look at, just don't get too big of a head about it, eh?");
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break;
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case 13: case 14: case 15:
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$msg = translate_inline("You're quite a bit better than average!");
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break;
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case 16: case 17: case 18:
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$msg = translate_inline("Few women would be able to resist you!");
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break;
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default:
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$msg = translate_inline("I hate you, why, you are simply the most handsome man ever!");
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}
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output("Finally he reaches a conclusion and states, \"%s`0\"", $msg);
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}
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}
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?>
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