"aa","e"=>"ee","f"=>"ff","h"=>"hh","i"=>"iy","l"=>"ll","m"=>"mm","n"=>"nn","o"=>"oo","r"=>"rr","s"=>"sss","u"=>"oo","v"=>"vv","w"=>"ww","y"=>"yy","z"=>"zz"); if (e_rand(0,9)) { $letter = array_rand($slurs); $x = strpos(strtolower($commentary),$letter); if ($x!==false && substr($commentary,$x,5)!="*hic*" && substr($commentary,max($x-1,0),5)!="*hic*" && substr($commentary,max($x-2,0),5)!="*hic*" && substr($commentary,max($x-3,0),5)!="*hic*" && substr($commentary,max($x-4,0),5)!="*hic*") { if (substr($commentary,$x,1)<>strtolower($letter)) $slurs[$letter] = strtoupper($slurs[$letter]); else $slurs[$letter] = strtolower($slurs[$letter]); $commentary = substr($commentary,0,$x). $slurs[$letter].substr($commentary,$x+1); $replacements++; } }else{ $x = e_rand(0,strlen($commentary)); // Skip the ` followed by a letter if (substr($commentary,$x-1,1)=="`") {$x += 1; } if (substr($commentary,$x,5)=="*hic*") {$x+=5; } if (substr($commentary,max($x-1,0),5)=="*hic*") {$x+=4; } if (substr($commentary,max($x-2,0),5)=="*hic*") {$x+=3; } if (substr($commentary,max($x-3,0),5)=="*hic*") {$x+=2; } if (substr($commentary,max($x-4,0),5)=="*hic*") {$x+=1; } $commentary = substr($commentary,0,$x). "*hic*".substr($commentary,$x); $replacements++; }//end if }//end while //get rid of spare *'s in *hic**hic* while (strpos($commentary,"*hic**hic*")) $commentary = str_replace("*hic**hic*","*hic*hic*",$commentary); return $commentary; } ?>