47 lines
2.5 KiB
PHP
47 lines
2.5 KiB
PHP
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<?php
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function lovers_chat_violet(){
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global $session;
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if (httpget('act')==""){
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addnav("Gossip","runmodule.php?module=lovers&op=chat&act=gossip");
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addnav(array("Ask if your %s makes you look fat", $session['user']['armor']),"runmodule.php?module=lovers&op=chat&act=fat");
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output("You go over to %s`0 and help her with the drinks she is carrying.", getsetting("barmaid", "`%Violet"));
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output("Once they are passed out, she takes a cloth and wipes the sweat off of her brow, thanking you much.");
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output("Of course you didn't mind, as she is one of your oldest and truest friends!");
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}else if(httpget('act')=="gossip"){
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output("You and %s`0 gossip quietly for a few minutes about not much at all.", getsetting("barmaid", "`%Violet"));
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output("She offers you a pickle.");
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output("You accept, knowing that it's in her nature to do so as a former pickle wench.");
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output("After a few minutes, %s`0 begins to cast burning looks your way, and you decide you had best let %s`0 get back to work.",getsetting('barkeep','`tCedrik'), getsetting("barmaid", "`%Violet"));
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}else if(httpget('act')=="fat"){
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$charm = $session['user']['charm']+e_rand(-1,1);
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output("%s`0 looks you up and down very seriously.", getsetting("barmaid", "`%Violet"));
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output("Only a friend can be truly honest, and that is why you asked her.");
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switch($charm){
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case -3: case -2: case -1: case 0:
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$msg = translate_inline("Your outfit doesn't leave much to the imagination, but some things are best not thought about at all! Get some less revealing clothes as a public service!");
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break;
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case 1: case 2: case 3:
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$msg = translate_inline("I've seen some lovely ladies in my day, but I'm afraid you aren't one of them.");
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break;
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case 4: case 5: case 6:
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$msg = translate_inline("I've seen worse my friend, but only trailing a horse.");
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break;
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case 7: case 8: case 9:
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$msg = translate_inline("You're of fairly average appearance my friend.");
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break;
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case 10: case 11: case 12:
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$msg = translate_inline("You certainly are something to look at, just don't get too big of a head about it, eh?");
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break;
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case 13: case 14: case 15:
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$msg = translate_inline("You're quite a bit better than average!");
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break;
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case 16: case 17: case 18:
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$msg = translate_inline("Few women could count themselves to be in competition with you!");
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break;
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default:
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$msg = translate_inline("I hate you, why, you are simply the most beautiful woman ever!");
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}
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output("Finally she reaches a conclusion and states, \"%s`0\"", $msg);
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}
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}
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?>
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